Very productive day in my life

Since I've made this blog, about 8 or 9 hours passed. And already 12 people have seen this (big accomplishment! (how the fuck do you write this fuck'n word?!)). Since then, I have...
- eaten two danish hotdogs (delicious as hell)
- seen The Fantastic Four (cool movie)
- cleaned my room (which is about 5 sqare meters big, not a big deal)
- drank about 5 cups of tea (filled half with tea half with sugar)

 Tomorrow, I have to clean the whole house before my mom comes home from denmark. The worst part is cleaning the stuff from my brothers party, from which we still have the empty vodka bottle, that my brothers best friend, Benjamin, drank almost all by himself. Weird guy. At three 'clock in the morning, he asked me after a sandwich (seriously?). But whatever. I should go to bed now. Or atleast do something useful.
 "Kris, this is fuck'n useful! Humanity is going to thank you for this act of kindness!!"
-Shut up brain. Stop being sarcastic and unhelpful. Yes, thats what you are.
"No I'm not. This is serious business!"
-You're never serious. Remember that funeral, some weeks ago?
"Yeah?"
-You reminded me of that hilarious video on youtube. Thanks for that, asshole.
"Nooooothing to thank for, buddy!"
-Fuck off.

Mind-blowing conversation between me and my brain. Goodnight, world. It's time. Here a picture of my cats nose. Enjoy.