Netherlands, here I come!!

I had fun drawing it, until I found out that this is, in fact, a rhino.

Today's the day! This evening I'm gonna hop on our train to the netherlands, woooh!! People there are tall, I guess... and that's pretty cool, because you know how it feels when all your friends are half as tall as you are (okay this might be a bit extreme, but thats how it feels...)? Yeah, it's pretty annoying. Anyway - I just found out that I'm still able to ride the unicycle, and my sister is obviously not (she felt down and I guess I should have helped her instead of laughing...). Well yes. Stuff happens. I already ate half of the danish stuff my mother brought me, I know I shouldn't but it's so goooooood!! Isnt it kinda ironic that I live in switzerland and like danish chocolate more? Mmh. Maybe. People that read this should comment. You know, I get here and see, written under my blog: No comments. That looks so sad. Says the same thing as: Oh, Kris. You don't have any friends. The internetzz knows everything, trust me. I'm bored. The only one that is here with me is my cat Anton, who is, by the way, sleeping on my bag. He doesnt like metal, so I have to listen music with headphones. What I dont really like (my ears like to be freeee). Disturbed is a freaking cool band. Just saying.

That was when I found out I should go to bed.

 Yesterday, I drew some...stuff. The pictures are switched (thanks to my great webcam!!), deal with it. Pugs do really look like potatoes, don't they?

That's just.... I don't know. Shows my mind or something.

Very productive day in my life

Since I've made this blog, about 8 or 9 hours passed. And already 12 people have seen this (big accomplishment! (how the fuck do you write this fuck'n word?!)). Since then, I have...
- eaten two danish hotdogs (delicious as hell)
- seen The Fantastic Four (cool movie)
- cleaned my room (which is about 5 sqare meters big, not a big deal)
- drank about 5 cups of tea (filled half with tea half with sugar)

 Tomorrow, I have to clean the whole house before my mom comes home from denmark. The worst part is cleaning the stuff from my brothers party, from which we still have the empty vodka bottle, that my brothers best friend, Benjamin, drank almost all by himself. Weird guy. At three 'clock in the morning, he asked me after a sandwich (seriously?). But whatever. I should go to bed now. Or atleast do something useful.
 "Kris, this is fuck'n useful! Humanity is going to thank you for this act of kindness!!"
-Shut up brain. Stop being sarcastic and unhelpful. Yes, thats what you are.
"No I'm not. This is serious business!"
-You're never serious. Remember that funeral, some weeks ago?
"Yeah?"
-You reminded me of that hilarious video on youtube. Thanks for that, asshole.
"Nooooothing to thank for, buddy!"
-Fuck off.

Mind-blowing conversation between me and my brain. Goodnight, world. It's time. Here a picture of my cats nose. Enjoy.

My first post. Yay.

As I just realised, I made a blog. And it's english. However, even if my english is bad, it sounds better than german. Ever tried to find out what pugtato is on german? Yeah, me neither. It's "Mopskartoffel". Not. Cool. So, here I am. And you will never get rid of me, ever again. Muhaha. My name is Kris. Well, kinda. Not really. Whatever. I like zombies and ducks and metal and food and video games. Stuff, you know. Right now, we have christmas holidays, and it's pretty cool, because my aunt randomly decided me and my sister could come over to her house, wich is in the netherlands. It takes about 11 hours to get there but eh - I'm going to play Assassins Creed all the time. Yeah, thats pretty much what I do. Did you know that you can talk people into that they like you, even if they don't? That's pretty cool. The thing with having a blog is, that everytimesomeone asks you to tell something, you can just say: "Nah. You can read about it on my blog."

Here's a bad-made pugtato. Enjoy.

I'm actually not a big fan of pugs. Or potatoes. Buuuut - if you mix them together, it sounds just AWESOME!! Yeah, thats my blog. Grammer-Nazis are welcome. And other pugtatoes, too. See'ya!!